• 5 Tips to Help you Pick the Right ESL School

    by Ryan Frayne | Jan 24, 2012
    With the myriad of ESL programs around the world, students usually have a rough time picking the “ideal” program they need. When picking the right ESL program, students need to consider many factors such as, but not limited to, program type, location, curricula, background of the instructors, experience, accreditation, facilities, and last but not least, price. Here are 5 tips to cut through the fog and find a school, fast. 

    1. You'd need to find an ESL program that would definitely assist you towards your goal regardless if you're in the program for business or pleasure. Consider looking over the program in question's website and look for the mission vision statement which can reveal the program's set of goals. Also consider to ask if you could obtain a copy of the syllabus so that you could find out what is going to be covered while you're in class.

    1. Look over the teacher's qualifications to see how long they have been practicing their profession as well as their experience with working with students from different settings. Also check if the teachers have experience working abroad or overseas as these might give them the added benefit of connecting well with the educational background for foreign students. Teachers may also provide additional insight in learning a new language provided that they know how to speak other languages as well.

    1. More importantly, you will need to check the school's accreditation by the local regional organization. The accreditation would certify that the school is worth its weight in gold.

    1. Ask around about how the student body is made up. How many different nationalities are being represented in the program's class? If there is a wide mix of students from different countries and cultures, it could mean that you would have wide opportunities to speak English while learning new cultures. This could create a positive impact on your learning especially if the teacher encourages the use of English as the primary language even when you're not in class.

    1. Lastly, compare prices to the schools you narrowed down to. However, always keep in mind that the prices are not the most reliable indicator of how the program fares in quality. In addition, better instructors are paid more than those who are not and the price of the school directly reflects this but that shouldn't be the key thing you'll have to look out for when choosing the program. This is where you should definitely check if the price is worth it, because when it comes to schools, you get what you pay for – so you must choose very wisely.

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  • 6 Tips to Improve Your English Vocabulary

    by Ryan Frayne | Jan 20, 2012

    ESL classes are designed to teach students a new language or improve their usage of the English language. With that said, vocabulary is, and always will be, the most important component in an ESL class. For people who are having a hard time with their vocab, here are 6 tips to help you out.


    1. Incorporate the knowledge you have in grammar to help enlarge your vocabulary. Understanding of the parts of speech such as the suffixes will help bolster one's word bank. For example, when you come across the word “evasive” within a sentence, you can check your dictionary for its meaning as well as use the opportunity to also check for any derivatives.

    1. When you have a problem remembering big words, consider using them in a completely made-up sentence in your native tongue. For example, a word like “reticent” may be a bit tough for beginners to use properly in an English sentence, so go right ahead and fit in a sentence in your own language, so long as the thought remains intact, crude as it may be.

    1. Associate the words with something. As they say, an active imagination is the key to having great memory. The brain is an organ that seeks sensation, therefore the moment you stare at a word in an attempt to “save” it in your memory banks, your brain works its magic and comes up with a story to help you keep the information in your mind.

    1. Another way to pick up vocabulary is finding a common theme among the words and use that to group them together. This works wonderfully with concrete words like body, animals, vegetables, and colors. These kinds of words are usually associated with a picture within our minds which in turn make them more easily remembered. For abstract words, what comes to mind is usually an expression and vocabulary activities.

    1. Keep in mind that you will need to be creative in order to fully grasp a language. Mastery over grammar of a language is not enough to master the language completely; it will always boil down to your vocabulary and how you use it while using the language.

    1. Keep your ears peeled and listen to the sound of the word that is new to you; chances are they may sound differently from the one you use. Also, speaking of sound, while listening to songs, you may encounter words that you're not familiar with but you will still be able to memorize them and understand them in no time. This is precisely why song lyrics, TV shows, and movies are conducive to learning a language.

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  • The Fine Art of Being Crazy with English

    by Ryan Frayne | Jan 16, 2012
    Humor in any language can be difficult to master. This can be especially so with a student in ESL class. Adding jokes to an ESL program can help a student learn the fine points of understanding English.

    If you have trouble understanding any of the following or understanding why it is supposed to be funny, as a native English speaking friend or your instructor to assist. Each of the following jokes in bold is followed by a comment in italics.


    Zany Wisdom

    A closed mouth gathers no foot.
    There is an old saying that a rolling stone gathers no moss. There is also another old saying that saying something mistakenly is equivalent to sticking your foot in your mouth.

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    But I thought you were special, just like everyone else.

    Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
    So, is talking as good as having a prime set of ear plugs?

    Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    Would that apply to crossing the street?

    No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    So, if you never speak, you'll never make a mistake.

    A day without sunshine is like, night.
    And I thought it was because Earth forgot to pay its electric bill.

    Financial Gems

    Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
    I call that a guilty pleasure—heavy on the guilt.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
    It's a lonely existence depending on debt for meaning.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    This gives rise to the oft-used retort, "the check's in the mail."

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    And that's a change of a different color.

    Driving Habits

    Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
    From bumper sticker to paying attention.

    Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
    That's not the same as divorce.

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Ouch!

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    The Twilight Zone of English understanding.

    Computer Zaniness

    Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
    Yes, but did anyone ever die from using their mouse?

    Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
    It's the "magic" key.

    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
    And if you've ever heard of the "C" programming language, you may understand this.

    Wrapping it Up
    Just think. When you've finished your ESL program, you can write your own English jokes.
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  • How to Turn Humor into an ESL Advantage

    by Ryan Frayne | Jan 13, 2012
    Humor in a new language can prove quite difficult, at times. Not every joke is going to be easy, because of the subtleties of meaning. This can prove especially so with puns or with jokes that require prior knowledge that may only be found in the English-speaking culture.

    As with any collection of jokes, first read them to see if you understand the humor. If you don't, ask a native-English-speaking friend for help, or ask your ESL school instructor.

    Computer Zaniness:
    Computer jokes have become pretty common, but if you've never worked with a computer, these may prove to be the most difficult.

    Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
    Floppy disks are rapidly becoming ancient technology, but the warning against bringing magnets close to magnetic media such as floppy disk proves to be painfully ironic in this one-line joke.

    Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
    Hard disk space used to be very expensive and in short supply, especially when large graphics and media files first became available. Cleaning up unnecessary files used to be a constant chore. Add to that idea the displeasure with which some regard the Windows operating system, and this is incredibly funny.

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
    No computer storage media is perfect. Bad sectors mean an inability to store data at that location. Things can go a little crazy when your computer attempts to read a bad sector.

    Pentiums melt in your PC; not in your hand.
    The name "Pentium" refers to a certain make of central processing unit—the brain of the computer. These devices are usually the hottest elements and need constant cooling. Combine this with the common American advertisement for a popular, candy coated, milk chocolate snack which "melts in your mouth; not in your hand."

    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
    The speed of software, especially the operating system (in this case, Windows) is a measure of the performance efficiency of the computer. Windows has a bad reputation in some versions for being bloated and slow. The joke starts with an upbeat and hopeful question about its speed. Then irony strikes a deadly blow.

    Universal Conundrums:
    There are some jokes which pretend to be philosophically deep. That's what makes them so outrageously funny.

    What's the speed of dark?
    This one sounds downright ominous! The speed of light is that velocity at which light travels—something like from here to the Moon in a little over a second, or 7 times around the Earth in a second, if light could go in a circle. Ironically, dark doesn't travel.

    What happens if you get scared half to death—twice?
    A common English phrase describes a state of fear where one is scared halfway to death. If one were to take such a statement literally, then the result of "twice" is obvious.
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  • 5 More Mistakes ESL Students Make

    by Ryan Frayne | Jan 10, 2012
    English is one of the more difficult languages to learn. It has rules which simplify, but it has countless exceptions to those rules. And some rules are not that easy to remember. Despite what you learn in ESL school, these mistakes remain easy to make.

    1. Plural Possessives. ESL students make this mistake, but alarmingly so do many native English speakers, as well. If a noun is singular, the rule is to add an apostrophe and then the letter "s" at the end of the word (the boy's bicycle). But when you have a plural noun, it already ends with "s." To make it possessive, you add an apostrophe as with the singular noun, but omit adding a second "s" (the employees' Christmas fund).

    2. Adverb Misuse. Adverbs are words which modify or "color" verbs making the action or state of being different or more specific—"typed rapidly," "hovered gracefully," or "napped fitfully," for example. The mistake of many ESL students involves placing the adverb too far away from the verb it modifies.

    Another common mistake is to insert an adverb between the word "to" and its verb, creating what is called a "split infinitive"—for example, "to aggressively sell." This is sometimes found in informal writing, but should be avoided entirely in academic writing.

    3. Thesaurus Abuse. The thesaurus is a wonderful tool for learning new words, but synonym lists are not compilations of equivalent words. Most words have multiple meanings and cannot be used interchangeably in every instance. The following is an example of a sentence mangled beyond recognition by using a thesaurus list of synonyms to replace words:

    "The baton extremity rescued patron for abandonment with each paycheck."

    Translation: "The staff member saved money for retirement with each paycheck."

    The proper way to use a thesaurus is to understand firstly the definition of the word with which you start, to find a word you like, to look up that word and to see if its definitions allow it to be used in the context of your sentence.

    4. Conjunction Madness. This is another problem found with ESL students and native English speakers, alike. This problem involves the overuse of conjunctions (and, but, if, or). A sentence containing too many of these can easily be carved into a number of smaller sentences while achieving greater clarity. In academic writing, beginning a sentence with one of these words is not regarded highly. Frequently, such sentences prove to be weakened by such usage and can be improved simply by removing the conjunction from the start.

    5. Which-that Confusion. Another common ESL mistake involves the usage of "which" and "that." The word "that" should be used when the information being included is important to the clarity of a sentence—for example, "The word that Bill had used was incorrect." "Which," on the other hand, is used when the added information is not essential. Any "which" statement should be offset with commas.
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