• What I Learned about Teaching from my BIG Earrings! by Tamara Carlin

    by Luciana Chama | Feb 07, 2012

    From one of our experienced LCI Teachers...

    I was teaching at Electrolux in Stockholm, Sweden, tutoring executives and engineers. I have always liked working with engineers because they are so focused and specific about what they need to work on. Of course, I started every class with customary greetings and a bit of small talk, and then we moved straight on to the work at hand – in this case, the design and manufacture of cookers and refrigerators.  (Here’s a bit of important background: it was about 1990 and I was wearing HUGE earrings made of a stretched, silver metal with a brass bit embedded.)  I had spent 45 minutes of my one-hour tutorial with Lennart when he cautiously said, “Can I ask you a personal question?” Sure! Pointing to my earrings, he winced and asked, “Aren’t those heavy? Don’t they hurt?!” No! I took them off and we had a great discussion about what kind of metal the earrings were made of and how they were forged. Lots of good, real language was used – he was so curious for himself and relieved for me! Okay, so the next hour I had a tutorial with Franz and – YES! – the very same thing happened 45 minutes into our one-hour lesson.

    This is a funny story, but it really did teach me some lessons that have forever influenced my teaching:

    -          Before my students are engineers, executives, or economists, they are all first and foremost people. This is called humanistic teaching.  If I do not address and satisfy their human curiosity first, I will never have their full focus on their professional issues or my lesson plan. For the 45 minutes that I was discussing oven humidity and door gaskets with Lennart and Franz, they were clearly thinking about my earrings! BUT…

    -          Humanistic teaching does not mean ditching content. Humanistic teaching is not a counseling session where you just talk and talk and talk. It is always my job as a teacher to provide input and content, and to guide students toward more effective communication. Humanism should precedes, not replace, content.

    -          So, as a teacher, how do I know what those human issues are? Some I can anticipate. For example, in my graduate program at SIT, I attended an important lecture given by a woman who was bald and wearing a head scarf. She was an expert in her field from whom we all had much to learn. Nonetheless, when we got into small groups to discuss her lecture, what do you think was the first thing we all talked about? Her head and her health! If she had simply addressed the issue with a single sentence before her lecture, she would have satisfied our concern and we would all have paid better attention to her content. Likewise, of course my engineers would be curious about my huge earrings! Others I must elicit. A knowledge of my students’ culture helps. For example, Swedish students tend to be very reserved and draw a wide circle of privacy around themselves. I would have to ask specific yet discreet questions to address their personal issues that might be blocking their focus on the lesson, and I would have to give a lot of time for that trust to build. My students from Brazil do not have that reserve; the challenge with them is to not let the human issues take over the whole class! In contrast, my students from Iran seem  truly bothered by anything in the class that is not 100% about the subject matter, so addressing human issues first will actually block rather than free their focus.

    And that is what I love about my job as an ESL teacher. I get to meet people from all over the world who teach me so much. My father used to ask me at dinner every night, “What did you learn at school today?”  Now, I do the same with my children, AND I get to tell them what I learned at school, too! I have also learned that everyone and everything has something to teach me, even my HUGE earrings.


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  • ESL Class: A Step towards a Better Life?

    by User Not Found | Feb 06, 2012
    What is an ESL class? ESL stands for English as a Second Language. It is a course designed for non-native English speakers who want to learn the ins and outs of this language. The course duration varies in accordance with the purpose. An ESL class is now considered a necessary step to take to achieve higher education or a step necessary to have a better life. This is because ESL courses are now one of the requirements for a non-native English speaker to be admitted to certain universities in the United States, United Kingdom, and other English-speaking countries.

    A student enrolled in an ESL class will learn the fundamentals of the English language – from its grammar, vocabulary to word pronunciation, to the uses and application of the language.  


    ESL Class for University Admission in the US

    One of the difficulties being faced by a non-native speaker in his pursuit to be admitted in a college or university in the United States is the ESL requirement. Students who scored low in college/university placement exams would have to enroll in an ESL class or course, forcing them to shell out an extra amount which is pegged usually at around $1,000. 

    In most cases, ESL courses will not provide credits for graduation. However, enrolling in an ESL class is worth it over the long term because it opens up a lot of opportunities for the student.


    Other Benefits of an ESL Class

    Aside from the purpose of going to college, ESL classes also cater to individuals who wish to do business in an English-speaking country. For these purposes, many ESL courses like English for Business, Intensive English Classes, Basic English, English Writing, English Tests Preparation and many more have emerged. Each of these is precisely designed to serve a specific purpose.  

    The enrollees in an ESL class in the United States also vary in age. Some start to attend these classes as young as kids, some as old as your grandparents who might have just migrated in the country. A lot of schools and institutions now exist in the United States and United Kingdom to cater to the specific needs of an ESL learner at a lower price than what it would cost in universities or colleges. 

    An ESL class also benefits a student socially and emotionally. Communication plays a vital role in life, and ESL learning is a must in order for a foreigner to deal with his new environment.

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  • ESL Classes: Exploring Opportunities in an English-Speaking Country

    by User Not Found | Feb 03, 2012

    ESL classes or English as a Second Language classes provide a stepping stone towards a better future in an English-speaking country. If you have limited English speaking or writing abilities, it is a must to enroll and finish college, or to be able to find a job, or to do business.

    There are several types of ESL classes. Each of these has a different purpose, duration, methods and approach. In this article, we’ll give an overview of what you can expect from ESL classes. These will help you manage expectations better.


    The Things You Can Learn from ESL Classes

    Though ESL courses vary, all of them share the need to teach the fundamentals of the English Language. In all ESL classes, a learner will learn about grammar – the tense uses, the aspects, the moods, the function of the auxiliaries, idiomatic usage, the use of articles and modal verbs. In learning the English vocabulary, a student will know all about phrasal verbs, prepositions, lexicon, collocations, word derivation, slang and the colloquies.

    Someone who has enrolled in ESL classes will also learn proper pronunciation including basics like the vowels and consonants, the diphthong and the syllable structure.  


    ESL Classes for Test Preparation

    In this part of the article, we will go through a bit of the existing Tests Preparation ESL classes, giving you basic information of each. ESL classes for IELTS (International English Language Testing System) cover academic and general reading, vocabulary, writing and listening. For TOEFL (Test of English as Foreign Language), review classes prepare students in grammar, reading, listening and vocabulary. TOEIC (Test of English for International Communication) classes involve reading, sentence structure and composition, and grammar error recognition.

    Most ESL studies find English proficiency examinations to be difficult, thus the need for ESL classes. This is considered as a review class and it continues to lure a large number of enrollees. 


    Common Difficulties in Learning

    Learners coming from a same country usually share common difficulties in ESL classes. In addition, the level of difficulty of learning may vary depending on where the student came from. For example, Spaniards may find learning English easier compared to the Chinese. This is because there are similarities between the Spanish and English language. Meanwhile, Chinese is clearly a tonal language and it makes use of characters instead of the Latin alphabet. Ultimately, learning from ESL classes always requires time and effort on the part of the student. 

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  • 5 Tips to Help you Pick the Right ESL School

    by User Not Found | Jan 24, 2012
    With the myriad of ESL programs around the world, students usually have a rough time picking the “ideal” program they need. When picking the right ESL program, students need to consider many factors such as, but not limited to, program type, location, curricula, background of the instructors, experience, accreditation, facilities, and last but not least, price. Here are 5 tips to cut through the fog and find a school, fast. 

    1. You'd need to find an ESL program that would definitely assist you towards your goal regardless if you're in the program for business or pleasure. Consider looking over the program in question's website and look for the mission vision statement which can reveal the program's set of goals. Also consider to ask if you could obtain a copy of the syllabus so that you could find out what is going to be covered while you're in class.

    1. Look over the teacher's qualifications to see how long they have been practicing their profession as well as their experience with working with students from different settings. Also check if the teachers have experience working abroad or overseas as these might give them the added benefit of connecting well with the educational background for foreign students. Teachers may also provide additional insight in learning a new language provided that they know how to speak other languages as well.

    1. More importantly, you will need to check the school's accreditation by the local regional organization. The accreditation would certify that the school is worth its weight in gold.

    1. Ask around about how the student body is made up. How many different nationalities are being represented in the program's class? If there is a wide mix of students from different countries and cultures, it could mean that you would have wide opportunities to speak English while learning new cultures. This could create a positive impact on your learning especially if the teacher encourages the use of English as the primary language even when you're not in class.

    1. Lastly, compare prices to the schools you narrowed down to. However, always keep in mind that the prices are not the most reliable indicator of how the program fares in quality. In addition, better instructors are paid more than those who are not and the price of the school directly reflects this but that shouldn't be the key thing you'll have to look out for when choosing the program. This is where you should definitely check if the price is worth it, because when it comes to schools, you get what you pay for – so you must choose very wisely.

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  • 6 Tips to Improve Your English Vocabulary

    by User Not Found | Jan 20, 2012

    ESL classes are designed to teach students a new language or improve their usage of the English language. With that said, vocabulary is, and always will be, the most important component in an ESL class. For people who are having a hard time with their vocab, here are 6 tips to help you out.


    1. Incorporate the knowledge you have in grammar to help enlarge your vocabulary. Understanding of the parts of speech such as the suffixes will help bolster one's word bank. For example, when you come across the word “evasive” within a sentence, you can check your dictionary for its meaning as well as use the opportunity to also check for any derivatives.

    1. When you have a problem remembering big words, consider using them in a completely made-up sentence in your native tongue. For example, a word like “reticent” may be a bit tough for beginners to use properly in an English sentence, so go right ahead and fit in a sentence in your own language, so long as the thought remains intact, crude as it may be.

    1. Associate the words with something. As they say, an active imagination is the key to having great memory. The brain is an organ that seeks sensation, therefore the moment you stare at a word in an attempt to “save” it in your memory banks, your brain works its magic and comes up with a story to help you keep the information in your mind.

    1. Another way to pick up vocabulary is finding a common theme among the words and use that to group them together. This works wonderfully with concrete words like body, animals, vegetables, and colors. These kinds of words are usually associated with a picture within our minds which in turn make them more easily remembered. For abstract words, what comes to mind is usually an expression and vocabulary activities.

    1. Keep in mind that you will need to be creative in order to fully grasp a language. Mastery over grammar of a language is not enough to master the language completely; it will always boil down to your vocabulary and how you use it while using the language.

    1. Keep your ears peeled and listen to the sound of the word that is new to you; chances are they may sound differently from the one you use. Also, speaking of sound, while listening to songs, you may encounter words that you're not familiar with but you will still be able to memorize them and understand them in no time. This is precisely why song lyrics, TV shows, and movies are conducive to learning a language.

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  • The Fine Art of Being Crazy with English

    by User Not Found | Jan 16, 2012
    Humor in any language can be difficult to master. This can be especially so with a student in ESL class. Adding jokes to an ESL program can help a student learn the fine points of understanding English.

    If you have trouble understanding any of the following or understanding why it is supposed to be funny, as a native English speaking friend or your instructor to assist. Each of the following jokes in bold is followed by a comment in italics.


    Zany Wisdom

    A closed mouth gathers no foot.
    There is an old saying that a rolling stone gathers no moss. There is also another old saying that saying something mistakenly is equivalent to sticking your foot in your mouth.

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    But I thought you were special, just like everyone else.

    Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
    So, is talking as good as having a prime set of ear plugs?

    Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    Would that apply to crossing the street?

    No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    So, if you never speak, you'll never make a mistake.

    A day without sunshine is like, night.
    And I thought it was because Earth forgot to pay its electric bill.

    Financial Gems

    Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
    I call that a guilty pleasure—heavy on the guilt.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
    It's a lonely existence depending on debt for meaning.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    This gives rise to the oft-used retort, "the check's in the mail."

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    And that's a change of a different color.

    Driving Habits

    Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
    From bumper sticker to paying attention.

    Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
    That's not the same as divorce.

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Ouch!

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    The Twilight Zone of English understanding.

    Computer Zaniness

    Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
    Yes, but did anyone ever die from using their mouse?

    Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
    It's the "magic" key.

    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
    And if you've ever heard of the "C" programming language, you may understand this.

    Wrapping it Up
    Just think. When you've finished your ESL program, you can write your own English jokes.
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  • How to Turn Humor into an ESL Advantage

    by User Not Found | Jan 13, 2012
    Humor in a new language can prove quite difficult, at times. Not every joke is going to be easy, because of the subtleties of meaning. This can prove especially so with puns or with jokes that require prior knowledge that may only be found in the English-speaking culture.

    As with any collection of jokes, first read them to see if you understand the humor. If you don't, ask a native-English-speaking friend for help, or ask your ESL school instructor.

    Computer Zaniness:
    Computer jokes have become pretty common, but if you've never worked with a computer, these may prove to be the most difficult.

    Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
    Floppy disks are rapidly becoming ancient technology, but the warning against bringing magnets close to magnetic media such as floppy disk proves to be painfully ironic in this one-line joke.

    Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
    Hard disk space used to be very expensive and in short supply, especially when large graphics and media files first became available. Cleaning up unnecessary files used to be a constant chore. Add to that idea the displeasure with which some regard the Windows operating system, and this is incredibly funny.

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
    No computer storage media is perfect. Bad sectors mean an inability to store data at that location. Things can go a little crazy when your computer attempts to read a bad sector.

    Pentiums melt in your PC; not in your hand.
    The name "Pentium" refers to a certain make of central processing unit—the brain of the computer. These devices are usually the hottest elements and need constant cooling. Combine this with the common American advertisement for a popular, candy coated, milk chocolate snack which "melts in your mouth; not in your hand."

    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
    The speed of software, especially the operating system (in this case, Windows) is a measure of the performance efficiency of the computer. Windows has a bad reputation in some versions for being bloated and slow. The joke starts with an upbeat and hopeful question about its speed. Then irony strikes a deadly blow.

    Universal Conundrums:
    There are some jokes which pretend to be philosophically deep. That's what makes them so outrageously funny.

    What's the speed of dark?
    This one sounds downright ominous! The speed of light is that velocity at which light travels—something like from here to the Moon in a little over a second, or 7 times around the Earth in a second, if light could go in a circle. Ironically, dark doesn't travel.

    What happens if you get scared half to death—twice?
    A common English phrase describes a state of fear where one is scared halfway to death. If one were to take such a statement literally, then the result of "twice" is obvious.
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  • 5 More Mistakes ESL Students Make

    by User Not Found | Jan 10, 2012
    English is one of the more difficult languages to learn. It has rules which simplify, but it has countless exceptions to those rules. And some rules are not that easy to remember. Despite what you learn in ESL school, these mistakes remain easy to make.

    1. Plural Possessives. ESL students make this mistake, but alarmingly so do many native English speakers, as well. If a noun is singular, the rule is to add an apostrophe and then the letter "s" at the end of the word (the boy's bicycle). But when you have a plural noun, it already ends with "s." To make it possessive, you add an apostrophe as with the singular noun, but omit adding a second "s" (the employees' Christmas fund).

    2. Adverb Misuse. Adverbs are words which modify or "color" verbs making the action or state of being different or more specific—"typed rapidly," "hovered gracefully," or "napped fitfully," for example. The mistake of many ESL students involves placing the adverb too far away from the verb it modifies.

    Another common mistake is to insert an adverb between the word "to" and its verb, creating what is called a "split infinitive"—for example, "to aggressively sell." This is sometimes found in informal writing, but should be avoided entirely in academic writing.

    3. Thesaurus Abuse. The thesaurus is a wonderful tool for learning new words, but synonym lists are not compilations of equivalent words. Most words have multiple meanings and cannot be used interchangeably in every instance. The following is an example of a sentence mangled beyond recognition by using a thesaurus list of synonyms to replace words:

    "The baton extremity rescued patron for abandonment with each paycheck."

    Translation: "The staff member saved money for retirement with each paycheck."

    The proper way to use a thesaurus is to understand firstly the definition of the word with which you start, to find a word you like, to look up that word and to see if its definitions allow it to be used in the context of your sentence.

    4. Conjunction Madness. This is another problem found with ESL students and native English speakers, alike. This problem involves the overuse of conjunctions (and, but, if, or). A sentence containing too many of these can easily be carved into a number of smaller sentences while achieving greater clarity. In academic writing, beginning a sentence with one of these words is not regarded highly. Frequently, such sentences prove to be weakened by such usage and can be improved simply by removing the conjunction from the start.

    5. Which-that Confusion. Another common ESL mistake involves the usage of "which" and "that." The word "that" should be used when the information being included is important to the clarity of a sentence—for example, "The word that Bill had used was incorrect." "Which," on the other hand, is used when the added information is not essential. Any "which" statement should be offset with commas.
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  • Do You Make These 4 ESL Mistakes?

    by User Not Found | Jan 05, 2012
    If you're going to study English in USA schools, you should know that it won't be easy. Learning a new language is never easy. To study English in the US, it will take courage and determination.

    The following list of mistakes are some of the most common ones found in ESL classes.

    1. Misuse of articles. Confusing indefinite and definite articles is quite common even for native English speakers. The indefinite articles ("a" and "an") refer to a person or object for which we do not know the specific identity. The word "a" is used before words which begin with a consonant sound while "an" is used before words which begin with a vowel sound. The definite article, "the," is used before a person or object for which we do know the specific identity.

    Typically, in a story, a character may be introduced with the indefinite article and, once introduced, discussed with the definite article. For example, "A young boy sat on a bridge fishing from the stream below. Later, the boy got up and went home." With the first use of "boy," we don't know who it is, but we discover that this unspecified boy is sitting on a bridge fishing. The next time we talk about the boy, we use "the" because we've already been introduced to the boy. This is the boy who has been fishing from the bridge.

    2. Transitions. An over-reliance on transitional words and phrases is another mistake made by students in ESL school. When two sentences are logically related, they do not require a transitional phrase or word to link them. For example, "The soccer player kicked the ball straight into the goal. Consequently, he scored." Here, the word "consequently" is not necessary because the reader can understand that the player scored as a consequence of the ball being kicked into the goal.

    3. Sequence of adjectives. An adjective modifies a noun by describing its shape, color, size or any one of a number of other traits. If you use more than one adjective, the sequence can important. Typically, they should follow this order: 1) article, 2) judgment, 3) size, 4) shape, 5) age, 6) color, 7) nationality and 8) material. For example, "The girl wanted French red, old-fashioned a dress." This is incorrect, because it places the modifiers in the sequence 7) nationality, 6) color, 5) age and 1) article. Corrected, this would read, "The girl wanted an old-fashioned, red French dress."

    4. Wordiness. Both ESL students and many native English speakers make the mistake of using too many words to say something that could be said with far fewer words. For example, "José thought in his mind that perhaps the Mercedes SL was one of the best cars in the whole wide world." This could be tightened to, "José thought the Mercedes SL was hot."
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  • Top 10 Topics for ESL Discussion

    by User Not Found | Jan 02, 2012
    As a student in ESL class looking to learn English in the US? You can learn many topics, each of which can broaden your vocabulary and your appreciation for syntax. By concentrating on one topic for an extended period of time, however, you can learn that topic more deeply and stretch your knowledge of English more than you can by lightly touching on numerous subjects.

    1. Sports. Naturally, this will likely include soccer (international football). But be sure to include local sports that may be new to you (American football, perhaps). No other subject is likely to be more open for discussion. People become fanatical about their sports. That's why they call them "fans."

    2. Romance. This can include dating and marriage and everything about them. Everyone can relate to this subject. By discussing the details of things like flirting, fashion and dating, you learn a lot about the language of relationships.

    3. Employment. Practically everyone needs a job. Discuss the fine art of finding one and the key things to remember for excelling at your place of employment. What are the standard ways to go about job hunting? What are the new trends?

    4. The Environment. We all breathe the same air and sometimes we would rather not. This affects our future and the futures of our children. Pollution, global warming, destructive logging and mining practices—each of these affect all of us.

    5. War and Peace. The violence of warfare may not be an easy topic to discuss, but it remains an important part of our lives. It can touch all of us. And of course, discussing how we can maintain and strengthen peace can prove to be valuable.

    6. Culture. Similarities and differences between cultures is a fascinating topic allowing you and others to enrich your lives. Share likes and dislikes—but especially the things about which you are passionate.

    7. Politics. Government and the mechanisms that make it run is another intriguing topic. There are many forms of government and much confusion about those forms.

    8. Food. International cuisine is a topic close to many people's hearts. Food does more than merely nourish the body. These are the colors of the palate and the melodious olfactory notes that dazzle and provoke hunger.

    9. Art. Whether it be sculpture, painting, music, movies, photography, architecture or design, art speaks to the soul.

    10. Travel. This activity expands us as human beings like nothing else. Travel allows us to sample all of the above in great variety and abundance.

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  • Top 10 Board Games for ESL Students

    by User Not Found | Dec 30, 2011
    Learning English outside of ESL class can be lots of fun and creative, too. If you have native English speaking friends outside of ESL school, ask them if they wouldn't mind playing some of these games with you.

    1. Scrabble. This is a classic. The game consists of each player placing letter tiles on a grid similar to a crossword puzzle. The object is to make words and with those words to gain points. Bend the rules and allow the dictionary.

    2. Upwords. Similar to Scrabble, but here letters can be stacked so that new words are formed. One player may place "hoot" on the board. With a "P" you can change it to "hoop."

    3. Bananagrams. A relatively new game, here letter tiles are used to create words, but nothing is permanent. Each player starts with a given number of tiles and uses them to create their own word grid. When any one player has used all of their tiles, all players must draw another letter. What is different here is that players can rearrange the tiles that have already been played.

    4. Scrabble Slam. Like Upwords, printed letters are used to modify an existing word. The game starts with one four-letter word. All players must use their cards on this one word. Bend the rules by taking turns so it's easier to learn.

    5. Scattergories. This game allows you to use the vocabulary you already know. Players receive a list of ten categories. A 26-sided die is rolled yielding a letter to be played for the round. Players are challenged to think of a word which begins with the letter rolled and they must do this for each category. When the game's timer is up, everyone compares their lists. Duplicate words are eliminated. Those left are given one point.

    6. Catch Phrase. In this game, the starting player is given a disk which displays a word. The player says whatever they can to get others to guess the word. When someone does, they hand the disk to the next player. Randomly, the disk will signal time is up. Whoever is holding the disk gets a point, but the goal is to receive as few points as possible.

    7. Taboo. Like Catch Phrase, this game has players guess a given word, but each word comes with a list of terms that cannot be used in prompting others. Each player must use similar words.

    8. Balderdash. An advanced game—an obscure word is given fictional definitions along with the correct definition.

    9. Jenga. Okay, this one's not really a board game in the traditional sense. It uses a list of icebreaking questions. Each player must answer each question.

    10. I-Spy Books. This is a create-your-own board game. You can use pictures from an I-Spy book or you can any image that contains a multitude of objects. On a piece of paper, each player writes the alphabet and beside them they write the name of an object for each letter.
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  • Warning: Humor Can Be Habit Forming

    by User Not Found | Dec 30, 2011
    Learning English can be difficult especially without the right tools. If you're taking English Courses in the US, count yourself as lucky, because you have so many opportunities to practice and to learn the idioms. These are things that you can't learn enough of in ESL class or in your ESL lessons. Humor can be particularly difficult. See if you understand the following jokes and find them funny. If the humor eludes you, ask a native English speaker to help.

    Gender Perspective
    The tension between men and women can sometimes reach critical proportions. The following help push that limit.

    All men are idiots, and I married their King.
    Try picturing the court jester on the throne.

    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
    Maturity means different things to different people.

    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
    You would think that after thousands of years, men would figure something out.

    Death and Taxes
    It has been said that two things are inevitable for all of us. In a revolution, one of them takes priority.

    Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.
    Could I have a different teacher, please?

    Assassins do it from behind.
    The "it" in these kinds of jokes usually refers to acts of affection with an added twist.

    Death is hereditary.
    But what if you disown your parents?

    Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
    I think this guy needs to read some of these jokes.

    Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
    And now I feel so-o-o much better!

    The Brighter Side of Things
    It's always good to be positive about things, but never to lose sight of reality. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a delusion... or worse.

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    So, that's what happened to America!

    Despite the cost of living, have you ever noticed how popular it remains?
    It certainly beats the alternative.

    More Food (and Drink) for Thought
    Here's something for your mind to munch on.

    Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your alcohol.
    And remember: you paid good money for that ambrosia.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    But after several brews, just about anything looks good.

    Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    Oops! I've been missing out on this "breakfast of champions."

    Mind Benders
    Some concepts attack the mind and make it feel really, really strange.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    Or perhaps they have film, but haven't yet figured out how to load it.

    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
    And on that cheery note, we'll have to end off.

    Beyond your ESL program—in fact, outside of ESL school—you can find many opportunities to increase your understanding. Watch comedy TV shows and movies. Attend comedy clubs with friends. And have fun.
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  • English 101: Key Differences between American English and British English

    by User Not Found | Dec 07, 2011
    Have you finally made that leap of faith to enroll in an ESL school? Well before you worry about what lessons to expect, here’s something you may want to consider when trying to learn English.

    If you thought the English language couldn’t get any more complicated, well think again. Contrary to popular belief, there isn’t just one type of English.

    British and American English

    There are actually several sub-types of English, each one used in different parts of the world. American English, because of how Hollywood, mainstream media, video games, and US-based websites have permeated our society, is obviously the most dominating type of English. In fact, it’s not unheard of for people to refer to the English language as the American language—an inaccurate observation, but one that’s understandable nonetheless.

    There’s also British English, which, aside from being spoken in a different accent, has some stark differences from the popular American English, the most noticeable revolving around vocabulary and spelling. It’s the form of English used widely in the United Kingdom.

    In the classroom setting, such as in the case of an ESL class, British English is usually the language of choice. American teachers themselves even resort to using textbooks provided by Cambridge and Oxford University.

    1. Tom-ae-to and Tom-ah-to

    The biggest difference between British and American English is the pronunciation of some words, tomato being the classic example. For reasons too complicated to explain in this article, American and British English have varying stress patterns on certain words. Some words are even pronounced in an entirely different way, such as in the example below.

    Schedule

    British English: schedule (she-(ˌ)dyül

    American English: ske-(ˌ)jül, -jəl

    1. Vocabulary

    Words in American English can have entirely different meanings when used in the context of British English. See the examples below.

    Mad:

    American English – angry, annoyed, irritated, snappy

    British English – crazy, insane, barmy, foolish

    Rubber:

    American English – refers to a condom

    British English – refers to an eraser used to erase pencil marks

    Lift:

    American English – to raise, lift up, boost

    British English – Elevator

    The best way to understand these differences is to consult your dictionary.

    1. Learning American English

    Learning American, as some people inaccurately call it, isn’t all that difficult. In fact, the fastest and most convenient way of doing is to just turn on your television and watch an American sitcom or pop in a DVD to watch a Hollywood flick. Aside from being entertained, you’ll slowly acclimatize to how certain words are used and create connections to the British English words you already know. There’s also the option of taking an ESL class that specializes in American English if you want a more thorough understanding about its intricacies.

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  • More Humor for ESL Students

    by User Not Found | Dec 05, 2011
    Not only does laughter feel good, but it's good for your health. It helps the body to relax and the internal chemistry to find a good balance. For the student in or out of ESL class, jokes and humor can help you learn English.

    As always, some jokes are full of irony, while others are just plain silly. If you can understand why they are funny, then you are making great strides in learning the language. If the humor eludes you, ask a native English speaker who laughs at the joke to explain it to you.

    Food (and Drink) for Thought

    • I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
    • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
    • There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
    • Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
    • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
    • Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

    Lucid Thoughts

    • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
    • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
    • The secret of the universe is ...@*&^^^ NO CARRIER...END SIGNAL
    • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

    Philosophy of Life

    • Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
    • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    • Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
    • Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

    Personal Relations

    • –If you can't convince them, confuse them.
    • A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
    • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
    • Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

    Titles of Unpublished Children's Books

    (and unpublished for good reason!)

    • –Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    • Barney: The Prison Years
    • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    • Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
    • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

    The subtleties of humor can be a good addition to any ESL program. Hope you have enjoyed this collection.

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  • 5 Deadly Sins of an ESL Student

    by User Not Found | Dec 03, 2011

    Your goal to become fluent in English is important to you. With persistence and hard work in your ESL lessons you will make it. But you delay your mastery of the language if you commit any of the following language-learning transgressions.

    1. Not practicing outside of ESL school. If you go to the store, ride on a bus or sit on a park bench and do not talk to anyone, you are throwing away one opportunity after another. Imagine having a conversation with each new person you meet. In a week that can be dozens of conversations—wonderful occasions to practice what you've learned and to learn new phrases and words.

    2. Not watching lots of English-language movies. Every movie you see with native English speaking actors gives you more opportunity to witness English in action. This can prove even more helpful if you use subtitles, when available. A word of warning, though. Subtitles are sometimes less than perfect, but even then they can help in your understanding, especially to clarify what the actor is saying when the accent makes their words less clear to you.

    3. Not carrying a notepad and pen with you at all times. Around you are opportunities all the time to capture snippets of dialog, printed language and new words. A sign or a notice on a bulletin board can be a wonderful source of new English language learning.

    4. Not paying attention to nearby dialog. While you're sitting in a restaurant, you may hear a dialog at the table next to yours. Pay attention and write down an occasional sentence which seems interesting or even puzzling. Later, you can ask for help with the meaning of the sentence or phrase. Just think of all the places you visit or travel. When you're not actively engaged in conversations with others, soak up the chatting of those around you.

    5. Not reading your favorite topics in English. Whatever your personal or professional interests, you are bound to find at least a few books on the subject at your local English language library. You owe it to yourself to study your favorite subjects, but in English.

    The key to success in any endeavor is to expect opportunities and to be prepared for them when they arrive. Take advantage of them and your dream of English language fluency will arrive that much sooner—all because you practiced outside of ESL class.

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  • 3 Questions to Ask Yourself before You Begin Your ESL Class

    by User Not Found | Dec 01, 2011
    So, you're taking up an ESL class, eh? Obviously, you will need to be prepared in order make sure that you don't waste your time and effort when you take the class. Even people who naturally speak the universal language have trouble spelling and forming cohesive sentences, so you shouldn't be too relaxed about it. Sometimes, the best thing you can do is to take heart and give your best effort when taking ESL classes.

    In this article we will tackle the three questions you should ask yourself before taking your first big step in the world of ESL. These questions will help you gauge where your strength lies and what your weaknesses are so you can optimize your class and get the most out of your time.

    Why should I take an ESL class?

    Taking goal quizzes related to English is a fun and great way to approach the subject matter in order for you to find out what you really need within the class. In addition, with the help of these quizzes, you should be able to get a rough idea of what kind of learning experience works for you. By understanding your goals before you begin the class you will have a better overview of what topics and exercises are important to you.

    Which level am I in?

    It’s always a great idea to gauge yourself to see how far you've gone so you can check where you should begin. Try taking a few quizzes to measure your knowledge and if they turn out to be easy for you then that's great! Now try more difficult exams to further test the waters you want to tread. Remember not to rush yourself.

    Have I understood the basics?

    For this particular question, you should have already gauged your level and have already tested the waters. The next step is reviewing the challenges you'll face while taking the classes. Most of the time, students have problems in the areas regarding listening, comprehension of native speakers and even the relationships between the tenses. These three areas alone should already send out a red flag and you might want to try your hand at these in order to make sure that you don't face these problems yourself.

    After asking yourself these questions, you should be able to see how ready you are when you take your new classes. You should already be familiar with where your weak points are, so make an effort to work around them in order to better yourself with the language. Above all, remember to have fun! Learning a new language should be thrilling, much like exploring uncharted territory. Don’t take yourself too seriously when learning English, and know when to take a break. 

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  • 5 Things Every ESL Student Should Be Doing

    by User Not Found | Nov 29, 2011

    Learning English is not easy. In order to increase your chances of learning quickly consider including these tips in your daily activities in addition to your ESL lessons.

    1. Watch lots of English language movies. 

    Frequently, the context of the movie can help in understanding the words of the dialog. To increase understanding, include subtitles if available. Please note that subtitles often are not exact. They may paraphrase the dialog, leave out words and occasionally include typographical errors.

    2. Always carry a notepad and pen with you. 

    You never know when you will run across some English phrase about which you have questions or for which you want to learn for your own use. Copy down in your notepad these gems wherever you find them outside of ESL class.

    3. Take note of dialog. 

    Whether you're in a restaurant, at a bus stop or in a waiting room, listen to the conversations around you. If you hear an interesting or confusing tidbit of dialog, write it down and ask your instructor or a trusted, native English speaker, later when convenient.

    4. Start a conversation everywhere you go. 

    This may prove to be the most challenging suggestion, but potentially the most rewarding per minute of involvement. A live conversation engages the mind like no other activity. You will have failures, but you will have successes, too. Persistence and bravery are key. Even if an occasional person ridicules or becomes otherwise abusive, you need to find new partners in spontaneous dialog.

    After introducing yourself, you might explain that you are a student learning English and appreciate any help they can give. Choose a topic appropriate for the setting or one that is appropriate for any setting. For instance, if you are in a restaurant, ask then what their favorite meal is. If you are in a pet store, ask what their favorite pet is. In a doctor's office waiting room, you might not want to discuss medical things as these might be too personal for a stranger to discuss; instead, discuss something more general, like what countries they may have visited, what they do for a living or what they might recommend for reading.

    5. Read your favorite topic, but in English. 

    If you have a hobby or some other passion, read about it in English. If you are an amateur astronomer, check out books from the library on stars and planets. If you like animals, find books on the creatures which most fascinate you. By reading your favorite topics in English, you have the advantage of already being interested and possibly the bonus of already knowing something about the subject. Both of these will aid in your comprehension.

    Your ESL program can benefit from these added activities outside of ESL school.

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  • How to Overcome a Fear of Practicing Your English with Strangers

    by User Not Found | Nov 23, 2011

    Practicing English outside of ESL school is an important part of learning. Not only are there opportunities for greater vocabulary, but also for learning the nuances of the language and its many colloquial expressions.

    You know that your ESL lessons would go more smoothly if you practiced your English at every opportunity, but if you're too shy to try, you need to overcome that barrier, first.

    No Pain, No Gain

    First of all, know that practicing on your own can be difficult. With a near certainty, you will have failures—lots of them. And that's okay. Simply decide to fail most of the time. By taking control over this, when you fail, you don't have to feel bad. In fact, you can feel good that you did what you set out to do—fail.

    Success is based upon experience and a great many learning experiences come from failures. So, realize that each failure is bringing you closer to success.

    Practice Saying "Hello"

    To overcome shyness, simply practice smiling and saying "hello" to everyone you meet. That's a lot of "hellos." Simply nod to the person, smile and give your greeting. Some people will smile back while others may simply ignore you. That's okay.

    Most People Want to Help

    Some people are jerks. There is no changing that. If you encounter a person who is rude, simply move on. They are not worthy of your time.

    But many people will want to help. You just have to approach them at the right time and in the right manner.

    Introduce Yourself

    Simply say, "Hello, my name is," and then give your name. You might ask, "Can you help me?" As part of your introduction, this tells the other person that you are not a threat and that you need help. If they do not have the time or interest, they will tell you or let you know by looking away.

    Start Simple

    Let the other person know that you are studying English and that you would like to practice. That is one approach.

    Another approach is to ask a simple question, like, "What time is it?" If you are talking to a fruit vendor, you might ask, "How much is that fruit?"

    By starting the conversation with something easy, you leave it open for the other person to expand the conversation. They may ask where you are from. If they seem shy or unwilling to say much more, then introduce facts about yourself—where you are from, how long you have been studying English and what you hope to do when you finish your ESL program. Pretty soon, you will find yourself deep in a conversation with someone you just met. If they are very helpful and have the time, they will correct your usage of English, and that is exactly what you are looking for.

    Now keep doing it every time you're outside ESL class.

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  • 5 Critical Advantages to Studying English in a Classroom Setting

    by User Not Found | Nov 23, 2011
    If you're considering learning English, know that there are several advantages to taking an ESL program in a traditional classroom setting.

    1. Better than software. There are many software programs for learning English. One of the better ones is Rosetta Stone. This software has many nice features, including a natural approach to learning the language through pictures, hearing and reading the words, plus trial and error. The software can even help correct your pronunciation, but it's not perfect. No software is. A live instructor is always going to be able to do a better job of listening and helping.

    2. Better than watching English TV. Imagine that! Some people have learned English merely by watching TV. That would require hundreds of hours of television, but the limitations from this method are severe. Quite often you do not have the written word as a guide, so you cannot easily learn to read at the same time as you learn to speak the language. Also, if someone says something on television you do not understand, you cannot ask them to repeat what they've said.

    3. Personal assistance. In a classroom, you have a real live instructor who can give you personal help with your language studies. You also have the help of other students.

    4. People. In a classroom setting, you are surrounded by people committed to learning English. This is far better than the chance encounter with someone who may speak a little English and with whom you can practice when they are available. In an ESL class, you and your fellow students have a common purpose. There is strength in that purpose, because it is shared.

    5. Structure. By studying in a classroom, your learning is structured. You are adequately motivated because the class schedule requires you to be there. Without such structure, you may or may not achieve your goal.

    6. Investment. Critical to your success is the motivation to finish. When you've invested time and money into your ESL classes, you are more motivated to see them through to completion.

    7. Immersion. If you enroll in an ESL school, you are demonstrating a certain level of commitment to your goal. If you choose to study English in the US, you demonstrate a far greater commitment. Why? Because studying English in America, you are surrounded by English speaking people. This is called immersion. Every aspect of your life is now touched by English—going to the grocery store, greeting people on public transit and on the street, and even movies in the theater. You have far greater opportunities to practice your English and to be exposed to the language by studying in America.

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  • 7 Great Motivations for Completing Your ESL Program

    by User Not Found | Nov 21, 2011

    If you ever become discouraged while studying English, just keep in mind the rewards waiting for you upon completion. These will help motivate you to do your best and hang in there until you finish your ESL program.

    1. The international language. Simply knowing that you will be speaking the language used around the planet can help spur you on to excellence. You will be an international person. The entire planet is yours to converse with. No language touches more countries more broadly than English.

    2. Jobs. More jobs will be open to you because you speak two languages and that one of them is English. Let's face it, more commerce is handled using English than any other language on the planet.

    3. Books. More books are published in English than any other language. You have a far greater selection on most any subject when you know this language. This opens up whole new worlds of possibilities for you—to enrich yourself by studying other subjects.

    4. Internet. The Internet is increasingly multilingual, but English is still the most widely used language on the Worldwide Web.

    5. Movies. Certainly there are many movies that are dubbed-in or that have subtitles in your native language, but many movies may not have this luxury. There are more English-language movies produced in the world than in any other language—American, British, Canadian, Australian, New Zealander and South African.

    6. Travel. Your enjoyment while on vacation can be increased with your new knowledge of English. While not everyone speaks the language, most travel locations cater to a number of languages, including English.

    7. Science. If you're into one or more of the sciences, English is your language of choice. More scientific papers, documents and books are written in English than any other language. A couple of generations ago, German was the language of science, but English has held domain there for many years.

    So, once you're done with your ESL lessons, you have the world at your feet, more jobs for which you can compete, books galore, Internet and more, plus more original cut movies, more travel enjoyment and more science than you could ever read.

    Plus, you have your original reason for studying English! Even if that reason was to attract someone special, but that person has become unavailable, you now have millions of new possibilities to think about. By completing your ESL program, you open up an entirely new world for yourself.

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